<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Ukjohnd.com &#187; weird wired world web</title> <atom:link href="http://ukjohnd.com/category/weird-wired-world-web/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://ukjohnd.com</link> <description></description> <lastBuildDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 00:58:02 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator> <item><title>BBC News &#8211; Russia classifies beer as alcoholic</title><link>http://ukjohnd.com/2011/07/21/bbc-news-russia-classifies-beer-as-alcoholic/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=bbc-news-russia-classifies-beer-as-alcoholic</link> <comments>http://ukjohnd.com/2011/07/21/bbc-news-russia-classifies-beer-as-alcoholic/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 17:23:15 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>ukjohnd</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[weird wired world web]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://ukjohnd.com/?p=685</guid> <description><![CDATA[BBC News &#8211; Russia classifies beer as alcoholic. Until now anything containing less than 10% alcohol in Russia has been considered a foodstuff. ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14232970">BBC News &#8211; Russia classifies beer as alcoholic</a>.</p><blockquote><p>Until now anything containing less than 10% alcohol in Russia has been considered a foodstuff.</p></blockquote> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://ukjohnd.com/2011/07/21/bbc-news-russia-classifies-beer-as-alcoholic/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>You are about to recieve a hug</title><link>http://ukjohnd.com/2007/10/26/you-are-about-to-recieve-a-hug/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=you-are-about-to-recieve-a-hug</link> <comments>http://ukjohnd.com/2007/10/26/you-are-about-to-recieve-a-hug/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:24:42 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>ukjohnd</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[weird wired world web]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://ukjohnd.com/2007/10/26/you-are-about-to-recieve-a-hug/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Left-Handed Toons by right-handed people ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/73/?hug">Left-Handed Toons by right-handed people</a></p><p><code> <a href="http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/"><img src="http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/toons/justin_hugs2.gif" border=0></a> </code></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://ukjohnd.com/2007/10/26/you-are-about-to-recieve-a-hug/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Internet Gems</title><link>http://ukjohnd.com/2007/01/11/internet-gems/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=internet-gems</link> <comments>http://ukjohnd.com/2007/01/11/internet-gems/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:13:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>ukjohnd</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Awesome Photography]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[weird wired world web]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ukjohnd.com/archives/55</guid> <description><![CDATA[More little gems from the internet sent to me by my buddy Damon that help get me through my latest bout of insomnia. The Time Magazines &#8220;Best Photos of 2006&#8243; have some very powerful disturbing, inspiring and awesome images.Also check out this funny and rather thought provoking short animation  [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More little gems from the internet sent to me by my buddy Damon that help get me through my latest bout of insomnia.</p><p>The <a href="http://www.time.com/time">Time</a> Magazines &#8220;Best Photos of 2006&#8243; have some very powerful disturbing, inspiring and awesome images.</p><p><a href="http://ukjohnd.com/wp-content/images/timephotooftheyear.jpg"><img src="http://ukjohnd.com/wp-content/images/_timephotooftheyear.jpg" width="400" height="245" alt="Time magazine photo of the year 2006" title="Time magazine photo of the year 2006"  /></a></p><p>Also check out this funny and rather thought provoking short animation &#8220;Hallucii.&#8221;<br /> <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hhfhgbmZe9s"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hhfhgbmZe9s" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><p>And for the bizarre tastes of pet lovers the internet caters for there is the &#8220;Cat Stroller&#8221; and the &#8220;Delux Cat Stroller&#8221;<br /> <a href="http://ukjohnd.com/wp-content/images/p_18948_1_29626.jpg"><img src="http://ukjohnd.com/wp-content/images/_p_18948_1_29626.jpg" width="307" height="350" alt="Cat Stroller" title="Cat Stroller"  /></a></p><p><img src="http://ukjohnd.com/wp-content/images/p-27654-37918P-cat.jpg" width="311" height="315" alt="Delux Cat Stroller" title="Delux Cat Stroller" /></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://ukjohnd.com/2007/01/11/internet-gems/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Evil mom?</title><link>http://ukjohnd.com/2006/09/05/evil-mom/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=evil-mom</link> <comments>http://ukjohnd.com/2006/09/05/evil-mom/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 00:18:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>ukjohnd</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[weird wired world web]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ukjohnd.com/archives/46</guid> <description><![CDATA[been a while adding anything to site, been kinda busy. This was sent to me and is funniest/ most evil thing I&#8217;ve seen for ages and ages and ages.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>been a while adding anything to site, been kinda busy.</p><p>This was sent to me and is funniest/ most evil thing I&#8217;ve seen for ages and ages and ages.</p><p><code><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTQ5MDcz"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTQ5MDcz" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></code></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://ukjohnd.com/2006/09/05/evil-mom/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Edmonds no&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</title><link>http://ukjohnd.com/2006/06/03/edmonds-no/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=edmonds-no</link> <comments>http://ukjohnd.com/2006/06/03/edmonds-no/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 23:34:53 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>ukjohnd</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[weird wired world web]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ukjohnd.com/archives/40</guid> <description><![CDATA[OMG Noel puts his foot right in it, more cringably funny than &#34;The Office&#34;, gets better time every time I watch it. &#160;]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG Noel puts his foot right in it, more cringably funny than &quot;The Office&quot;, gets better time every time I watch it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6IBC5udIBoA"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6IBC5udIBoA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://ukjohnd.com/2006/06/03/edmonds-no/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>God bless the internet</title><link>http://ukjohnd.com/2006/06/01/god-bless-the-internet/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=god-bless-the-internet</link> <comments>http://ukjohnd.com/2006/06/01/god-bless-the-internet/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 04:02:24 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>ukjohnd</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[weird wired world web]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ukjohnd.com/archives/38</guid> <description><![CDATA[What a strange place the Internet is, where else would someone take the time to create something entirely dedicated to the ebay purchases of Paul Daniels. Oddly compulsive reading tho offering a window on the mind of the diminutive trickster. http://www.pdet.blogspot.com/&#160; ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a strange place the Internet is, where else would someone take the time to create something entirely dedicated to the ebay purchases of Paul Daniels. Oddly compulsive reading tho offering a window on the mind of the diminutive trickster.</p><p><a href="http://www.pdet.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">http://www.pdet.blogspot.com/</a>&nbsp;</p><p> <a href="http://ukjohnd.com/wp-content/images/PaulDanielsEbayTransactions.jpg"><img src="http://ukjohnd.com/wp-content/images/_PaulDanielsEbayTransactions.jpg" border="0" alt="Paul Daniels Ebay" title="Paul Daniels Ebay" width="373" height="400" /></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://ukjohnd.com/2006/06/01/god-bless-the-internet/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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